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What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Czytaj dalej

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28.02.2025

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Chuck Norris rewrote the Google search engine from scratch.1740741301 Czytaj dalej

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28.02.2025

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When a bug sees Chuck Norris, it flees screaming in terror, and then immediately self-destructs to avoid being roundhouse-kicked.1740741301 Czytaj dalej

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10.10.2024

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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.1728537474 Czytaj dalej

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08.10.2024

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Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. Czytaj dalej

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08.10.2024

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt, as that signifies a probability of failure. He goes bug killing.1728396143 Czytaj dalej

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08.10.2024

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Quantum cryptography does not work on Chuck Norris. When something is being observed by Chuck it stays in the same state until he's finished.1728396143 Czytaj dalej